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| Bag O'Craps. With the Bag O'Craps you get 8 Great Craps. It's just like a BIG POOP PARTY!!! You get different textured craps, different color craps, different size craps........YES, that's right, you get it all.
8 Great Craps, $16.00. You'll save a couple bucks by ordering the Bag O'Craps. Individually they would cost at least 18 bucks. |
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| Hard Doo. This Doo is made out of a soft plastic that is hollow on the inside. We recommend at least
one Soft Doo and one Hard Doo. 3" Diameter, $2.50 Each |
Soft Doo. This Doo is a solid soft rubber that is very durable. This Doo could last a
lifetime......you know you're going to need it that long. 3" Diameter, $2.00 Each |
Toilet turd. Whoops I missed. This turd hugs the toilet beautifully. Toilet not included. Perfect Toilet Size, $1.75 Each |
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| Fake Vomit (Meat). This is the Meat Lovers Fake Vomit. See below for many, many other Vomit choices (mega vomit, veggie/meat vomit, foamy vomit and black beans/meat vomit. 5" Diameter, $3.25 Each |
Dirty Diaper. That baby must have had a couple steaks, some eggs and big juicy burger before making that mess. Baby Diaper Size, $4.00 Each |
Fake Poodle Poop. Even the nice cute, fluffy, cuddley little dog has to take some ugly craps. 1.5" Diameter, $1.75 Each |
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| Fake Coffee Spill. Forget the Caffeine, place this on the counter and it will wake somebody up. Good Morning Sunshine! 10oz Coffee Cup, $10.50 Each |
Crap on a Key Chain. You won't have any problems finding you keys when they are attached to this nice Crap Key Chain......CLASSSSSYY. We also have a number of Naughty Animal Key Chains (see Classics section) Crap is 1.5" Diameter, $1.75 Each |
Chunky Doo. This fake dog doo is chunky and crispy. This Chunky and Chunky Doo Number 2 (see below) were Voted Most Realistic fake dog doos by our Staff. 3" Diameter, $3.25 Each |
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| Fake Cigarette Burn. Place on somebody's couch, bed or any other important piece of furniture. Burned Cigarette Size, $1.75 Each |
Fake Chewed Gum. Almost looks good enough to put in your mouth. 1" length, $1.50 Each |
Fake Single Yoke Egg. Hey Alice can I get one egg sunny side up? 5" X 3", $2.50 Each |
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| Pencil with Nice Poo. What is that on the end of my Pencil? The poo on the end of the pencil can be taken off and used on other writing devices or where ever you want. NOTE : Sometimes the "Pencil with Nice Poo" that we have in stock have a yellow pencil and sometimes they have a gray pencil. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time. Pencil and Poo are 8 inches high together, $3.25 Each |
Fake Kitty Crap. Similar to fake hard dog doo, but kitty size. 1.5" Diameter, $1.75 Each |
Sticky Crap. This crap is sticky, squishy, slimy.......Yes, it does have a lot of Great qualitites. There is also a little maggot included in this crap. OH BOY!!! 3" Diameter, $2.75 Each |
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| Poo Pen. Bring to important meetings at work and impress the boss 4.5" long, $2.25 Each |
Fake Vomit (Veggie and Meat). Similar to the Fake Vomit above, but with a Veggie touch. 4" diameter, $2.75 Each |
Ice Cream Dog Doo. This Fake Dog Doo is shaped like Softy Ice Cream, BUT don't eat it. 3" wide and 2.5" high, $2.50 Each |
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| Pet Puke. Ahhh, Did the little fellow lose his lunch? 2" diameter, $1.50 Each |
Big Dog Doo. That dog must have had a huge dinner. Hallow hard plastic dog doo. 3" diameter, $2.75 Each |
Mega Vomit. Click on the right hand picture to see a size comparison to some of our other fake vomits. This is a huge vomit. It's like an elephant vomit or at least a vomit from someone who was at the all you can eat buffet. Vomit is over a foot long and almost a foot wide, $15.75 Each |
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| Step in Dog Doo. Walk in the house with this stuck on your shoe and wait for the screaming to begin. Shoe not included. Rubber doo comes with two sided sticker for shoe. 5" long, $2.50 Each |
Crap in a Can. This allows you to make you own work of art doo. Kind of a brown shaving cream substance. Doesn't smell like dog doo, just looks like it. 75ml (about 2.5oz), $4.50 Each |
Twisty Curvey Dog Doo. This rubber Dog Doo is like a good roller coaster. Lots of turns and curves. 3" x 3.5", $2.50 Each |
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| Tiny Doo. This small doo could pass for a Chihuahua type dog doo or a cats doo. This doo is a solid hard type substance. 1.5" diameter, $1.50 Each |
Foamy Vomit. This fake vomit has got some chunks, a little foam and so much more. Around a 4" diameter, $3.50 Each |
Black Beans and Meat Vomit. This vomit has little black bean chucks along with some various meat by product chunky stuff. Yum, Yum. Around a 5" diameter, $3.25 Each |
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| Super Long Turd. Holy Cow! This turd goes on, and on, and on. Hard crunchy substance that is a little over 5 inches long. 5" long, $3.00 Each |
Chunky Doo Number 2. This is another chunky and crispy fake doo. Chunky Doo Number 2 and the original Chunky Doo (see above) were Voted Most Realistic fake dog doos by our Staff. 3" Diameter, $3.50 Each |
Spilled Ketchup. Fast food fricking mess!!! Place on the floor and let the fun begin. About the size of one of those fast food ketchups, $1.75 Each |
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| Slimy Squishy Dog Doo. Comes wrapped like a hershey's kiss, but that's not chocolate. This slimy, sticky type substance jiggles when moved. 2" wide by 2" high, $2.50 Each |
Stepped in Dog Doo II. Use this Stepped in Dog Doo with the other Stepped in Dog Doo (see above) and have both your shoes covered in poo. This is more of a small dog or cat size, while the one above is more of a regular dog size. 1.5" diameter, $1.75 Each |
Spilled Paint Brush (Red, Black and Off-White Paint Colors, Red shown in Picture). Use in the house, on the car, on the patio furniture, or many, many other places. 8" long including Brush and Paint, $4.25 Each |
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