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| Arrow Thru the Head. Need we say more? One Size Fits All |
These Groucho Glasses have the furry eyebrows and mustache. You'll only find the good
quality crap at this website. One Size Fits All |
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| Rubber Cockroach. La-Cocka-Roacha, La-Cocka-Roacha, La-Cocka-Roacha. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCARY! Almost 2 inches in length |
Snotty Nose. Bring this to any job interview or any important date and be assured of success. Don't wipe that on your sleeve. 5" long hanging from nose |
Nail Thru Finger. Could be used for getting some good sympathy. Fits normal size finger |
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| Creepy Cutoff Finger. EEeeeooooowwWW, That's got to hurt. Place in someones nice Green Salad for a good laugh. 3.5" long |
Scary Cutoff Hand. EEeeeooooowwWW again. Place in the fridge, desk drawer, or many other places for a good scare. 12" long |
Scary Cutoff Foot. And once again....EEeeeooooowwWW. Many, Many uses, See Scary Hand and Creepy Finger, although it would have to be a really big green salad. 10" long |
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| Car Door Arm. Ouch, Is that your arm stuck in the car door. 14" long |
Scary Cutoff Arm. That looks like it hurts. The blood and bones make for a realistic cutoff arm. 16" long |
Severed Finger. Did you get your finger caught in the shreddar again? Slip this over your finger for an authentic looking cutoff finger. Fits adult size finger |
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| Car Door Leg. This leg can be used in the car door or trunk, and it has a number of uses in the house. Place in the fridge door, under the bed, or a number of other places. From toe to heel is about 9" |
Scary, Fuzzy, Furry Spiders (2 in a pack). Want to scare the pants off someone? ....use these realistic spiders. Some people look a lot better with their pants on, don't use on those people. Each spider is about 4" x 3" |
Fake Snake. SNAKE ==== BIG TIME SCREAMING! Rubber snake that is curled up and ready to bite. Snake is 24" long if stretched out, but it stays curled up. |
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| Rubber Mouse. This little guy will have everybody jumping up on their chair. See below for another Rubber Mouse that is Gray. Mouse is about 3" long (NOT including tail). |
Blood Capsules. Place in mouth and bite down for a big bloody gross mouth. How Cool Is That! 4 Blood Capsules in each pack. |
Monster Blood. Make yourself look like an "ER" patient. This is the liquid blood that would be used on clothing or something like that. See below for thick blood used on skin. About an Ounce or Two in the bottle. |
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| Slinky, Springy, Spacey, Google Eyes. You want to look like one wild and crazy guy or girl. Then these are the glasses for you. One Size Fits All, unless you have a conehead. |
Short Snotty Nose. This little short snot will make you look sooooo charming. Has a little green tint for realistic booger look. Fits most Noses, booger is about 0.75" long. |
Cracked Glasses. Do you need an excuse for not being able to see a thing? Here they are, this is them. Actually there is a nice little clear spot right in the middle so you can see. One Size Fits All, Unless you have a funny shapped head. |
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| Nerd Glasses. Get these glasses and a pocket protector and you are ready to get your nerdy butt kicked. Also, Be sure to pull your pants up real high for more nerd appeal. One Size Fits All, unless you are a pin head. |
Ugly Ear/Nose Hair. We recommend ordering two packs so you have enough for both ears AND both nostrils. That will give you maximum UGLY HAIR. Fits most Noses and Ears, hair is about 0.5" long. |
Fake Thick Blood. This is the thicker fake blood that could be used for fake cuts and scraps. See above for some other fake bloods. Tube with 1 fluid ounce. |
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| Horrible Finger. OUCH!! That doesn't look so good. Slip this over your finger for an ugly fake cut finger. Just another of our fine fake finger injury products. You should be able to find one finger or thumb it fits. |
Gray Rubber Mouse. This little guy will have everybody jumping up on their chair, or table, or stool, or whatever. See above for another Rubber Mouse that is Black. Mouse is about 3" long (NOT including tail). |
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