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| New Remote Fart Machine (15 Fart Sounds, Remote Works up to 100ft, Boom Box Feature for Bass Control). YEP, can you believe it? This one has more fart sounds, louder fart sounds, 100ft Remote and a Bass Control Feature. We didn't think the other Remote Fart Machine could be out done...., but it has happened. This is the eight wonder of the world. See below for the older cheaper model. It's still a classic. Get one of each, two of each, or one of everything. Requires one 9 volt battery (not included). About the same size as the origianl, see below, $15.75 Each |
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| Fart Bombs. They blow up, but they do NOT smell (at least we can't smell anything and a number of customers have said they don't smell anything). If you want something that smells bad try the Stink Bombs. Bags are about 3" x 3", $1.00 for 3 bags |
Stink Bombs (1 box or 12 pack of boxes). OH MY GOD, did that come out of your ass? These really stink bad. CAUTION : Contains Ammonium Sulfide. Not for Children. $1.25 box (3 capsules in a box) OR 12 Pack of Boxes for $12.00 (Total of 36 capsules) |
LeFarter. Farts like the French...However that is. cyclinder about 2" high, $3.50 Each |
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| Fart Whistle. As long as you can blow you can make fart sounds. 4" long, $1.50 Each |
Morning Preeze Perfume. STINKY, STINKY, PEEEE-YEEEW!! Just a couple drops will clear the room. CAUTION : Contains Ammonium Sulfate. Not Suitable Children. Container is about an 1" high (will clear many, many rooms), $3.75 Each |
Fart Spray. Spray near an unsuspecting victim and watch the fun begin. Another Pee-Yew item. IMPORTANT NOTE : We have had a couple customers comment that the smell from the Fart Spray isn't very farty, it just has a chemical smell. If you want to be assured of a Fart smelling product we recommend the Stink Bombs or the Morning Breeze. 2.5 fl. oz., $3.25 Each |
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| Fart Powder. Mix in someones drink or food and wait for the farting to begin. Don't mix in Grandpas food because he already farts enough. Little thing of powder, $1.50 Each |
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| Bag O'Craps. With the Bag O'Craps you get 8 Great Craps. It's just like a BIG POOP PARTY!!! You get different textured craps, different color craps, different size craps........YES, that's right, you get it all.
8 Great Craps, $16.00. You'll save a couple bucks by ordering the Bag O'Craps. Individually they would cost at least 18 bucks. |
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| Hard Doo. This Doo is made out of a soft plastic that is hollow on the inside. We recommend at least
one Soft Doo and one Hard Doo. 3" Diameter, $2.50 Each |
Soft Doo. This Doo is a solid soft rubber that is very durable. This Doo could last a
lifetime......you know you're going to need it that long. 3" Diameter, $2.00 Each |
Toilet turd. Whoops I missed. This turd hugs the toilet beautifully. Toilet not included. Perfect Toilet Size, $1.75 Each |
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| Fake Vomit (Meat). This is the Meat Lovers Fake Vomit. See below for many, many other Vomit choices (mega vomit, veggie/meat vomit, foamy vomit and black beans/meat vomit. 5" Diameter, $3.25 Each |
Dirty Diaper. That baby must have had a couple steaks, some eggs and big juicy burger before making that mess. Baby Diaper Size, $4.00 Each |
Fake Poodle Poop. Even the nice cute, fluffy, cuddley little dog has to take some ugly craps. 1.5" Diameter, $1.75 Each |
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| Fake Coffee Spill. Forget the Caffeine, place this on the counter and it will wake somebody up. Good Morning Sunshine! 10oz Coffee Cup, $10.50 Each |
Crap on a Key Chain. You won't have any problems finding you keys when they are attached to this nice Crap Key Chain......CLASSSSSYY. We also have a number of Naughty Animal Key Chains (see Classics section) Crap is 1.5" Diameter, $1.75 Each |
Chunky Doo. This fake dog doo is chunky and crispy. This Chunky and Chunky Doo Number 2 (see below) were Voted Most Realistic fake dog doos by our Staff. 3" Diameter, $3.25 Each |
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| Fake Cigarette Burn. Place on somebody's couch, bed or any other important piece of furniture. Burned Cigarette Size, $1.75 Each |
Fake Chewed Gum. Almost looks good enough to put in your mouth. 1" length, $1.50 Each |
Fake Single Yoke Egg. Hey Alice can I get one egg sunny side up? 5" X 3", $2.50 Each |
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| Pencil with Nice Poo. What is that on the end of my Pencil? The poo on the end of the pencil can be taken off and used on other writing devices or where ever you want. NOTE : Sometimes the "Pencil with Nice Poo" that we have in stock have a yellow pencil and sometimes they have a gray pencil. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time. Pencil and Poo are 8 inches high together, $3.35 Each |
Fake Kitty Crap. Similar to fake hard dog doo, but kitty size. 1.5" Diameter, $1.75 Each |
Sticky Crap. This crap is sticky, squishy, slimy.......Yes, it does have a lot of Great qualitites. There is also a little maggot included in this crap. OH BOY!!! 3" Diameter, $2.75 Each |
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| Poo Pen. Bring to important meetings at work and impress the boss 4.5" long, $2.25 Each |
Fake Vomit (Veggie and Meat). Similar to the Fake Vomit above, but with a Veggie touch. 4" diameter, $2.75 Each |
Ice Cream Dog Doo. This Fake Dog Doo is shaped like Softy Ice Cream, BUT don't eat it. 3" wide and 2.5" high, $2.50 Each |
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| Pet Puke. Ahhh, Did the little fellow lose his lunch? 2" diameter, $1.50 Each |
Big Dog Doo. That dog must have had a huge dinner. Hallow hard plastic dog doo. 3" diameter, $2.75 Each |
Mega Vomit. Click on the right hand picture to see a size comparison to some of our other fake vomits. This is a huge vomit. It's like an elephant vomit or at least a vomit from someone who was at the all you can eat buffet. Vomit is over a foot long and almost a foot wide, $14.00 Each |
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| Step in Dog Doo. Walk in the house with this stuck on your shoe and wait for the screaming to begin. Shoe not included. Rubber doo comes with two sided sticker for shoe. 5" long, $2.50 Each |
Crap in a Can. This allows you to make you own work of art doo. Kind of a brown shaving cream substance. Doesn't smell like dog doo, just looks like it. 75ml (about 2.5oz), $4.50 Each |
Twisty Curvey Dog Doo. This rubber Dog Doo is like a good roller coaster. Lots of turns and curves. 3" x 3.5", $2.50 Each |
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| Tiny Doo. This small doo could pass for a Chihuahua type dog doo or a cats doo. This doo is a solid hard type substance. 1.5" diameter, $1.50 Each |
Foamy Vomit. This fake vomit has got some chunks, a little foam and so much more. Around a 4.5" diameter, $3.50 Each |
Black Beans and Meat Vomit. This vomit has little black bean chucks along with some various meat by product chunky stuff. Yum, Yum. Around a 5" diameter, $3.25 Each |
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| Super Long Turd. Holy Cow! This turd goes on, and on, and on. Hard crunchy substance that is a little over 5 inches long. 5" long, $3.00 Each |
Chunky Doo Number 2. This is another chunky and crispy fake doo. Chunky Doo Number 2 and the original Chunky Doo (see above) were Voted Most Realistic fake dog doos by our Staff. 3" Diameter, $3.50 Each |
Spilled Ketchup. Fast food fricking mess!!! Place on the floor and let the fun begin. About the size of one of those fast food ketchups, $1.75 Each |
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| Slimy Squishy Dog Doo. Comes wrapped like a hershey's kiss, but that's not chocolate. This slimy, sticky type substance jiggles when moved. 2" wide by 2" high, $2.50 Each |
Stepped in Dog Doo II. Use this Stepped in Dog Doo with the other Stepped in Dog Doo (see above) and have both your shoes covered in poo. This is more of a small dog or cat size, while the one above is more of a regular dog size. 1.5" diameter, $1.75 Each |
Spilled Paint Brush (Red, Black and Off-White Paint Colors, Red shown in Picture). Use in the house, on the car, on the patio furniture, or many, many other places. 8" long including Brush and Paint, $4.25 Each |
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| Fake Shattered Window Baseball. These fake shattered gag gifts are authentic sports gear cut in half. They are stuck onto windows with static cling. Easy On and Easy off.
Peel and stick, no glue and you can use over and over again. Stick on Car windows, House windows, the TV Set and many, many other fun places. Half of an actual Baseball, $12.50 Each |
Fake Shattered Window Golf Ball. These fake shattered gag gifts are authentic sports gear cut in half. They are stuck onto windows with static cling. Easy On and Easy off.
Peel and stick, no glue and you can use over and over again. Stick on Car windows, House windows, the TV Set and many, many other fun places. Half of an actual Golf Ball, $12.00 Each |
Fake Shattered Window Softball. These fake shattered gag gifts are authentic sports gear cut in half. They are stuck onto windows with static cling. Easy On and Easy off.
Peel and stick, no glue and you can use over and over again. Stick on Car windows, House windows, the TV Set and many, many other fun places. Half of an actual Softball, $13.00 Each |
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| Fake Shattered Window Tennis Ball. These fake shattered gag gifts are authentic sports gear cut in half. They are stuck onto windows with static cling. Easy On and Easy off.
Peel and stick, no glue and you can use over and over again. Stick on Car windows, House windows, the TV Set and many, many other fun places. Half of an actual Tennis Ball, $12.50 Each |
Fake Shattered Window Rock. Easy On and Easy off.
Peel and stick, no glue and you can use over and over again. Stick on Car windows, House windows, the TV Set and many, many other fun places. Half of a fake rock, $12.50 Each |
Fake Shattered Window Hockey Puck. These fake shattered gag gifts are authentic sports gear cut in half. They are stuck onto windows with static cling. Easy On and Easy off.
Peel and stick, no glue and you can use over and over again. Stick on Car windows, House windows, the TV Set and many, many other fun places. Half of an actual Hockey Puck, $12.50 Each |
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| Squirting Ring. These actually suck. It leaks and hardly squirts. BUT find out for yourself...Oh come on they're cheap. 2" long, $1.75 Each |
Squirting Camera. A guaranteed good laugh, well maybe not guaranteed, but most likely. Size of a small compact camera, $3.00 Each |
Squirting Rose. Great for Weddings. Regular Rose Size, $2.50 Each |
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| Fill with water, pull down pants and a good stream of pee (water) comes out...A soon to be
classic! 7" Tall, $3.00 Each |
Squirting Pen. Bring to the office for loads of laughs. You only get one good squirt from each filling. 6" long, $1.50 Each |
Squirting Lighter. Pretend to light someones cigarette and squirt them in the face. What could be funnier than that? 3" long, $2.00 Each |
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| Squirting Chocolate. These chocolate blocks are not as sweet as they appear.....if you know what we mean. 2" x 1.5", $2.25 Each |
Squirting Cigarette. If somebody says to you, "You should not be smoking". You can squirt them in the face and say, "I'm not smoking you big sucker". Regular Cigaretter Size, $2.25 Each |
Squirting Gum. Offer someone a piece of gum and when they go for the gum give them a squirt. The person probably needed a little water with that slice of gum anyway. Size of 5 pack of gum, $1.75 Each |
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| Arrow Thru the Head. Need we say more? One Size Fits All, $2.75 Each |
These Groucho Glasses have the furry eyebrows and mustache. You'll only find the good
quality crap at this website. One Size Fits All, $2.50 Each |
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| Rubber Cockroach. La-Cocka-Roacha, La-Cocka-Roacha, La-Cocka-Roacha. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCARY! Almost 2 inches in length, $1.50 Each |
Snotty Nose. Bring this to any job interview or any important date and be assured of success. Don't wipe that on your sleeve. 5" long hanging from nose, $1.75 Each |
Nail Thru Finger. Could be used for getting some good sympathy. Fits normal size finger, $1.75 Each |
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| Creepy Cutoff Finger. EEeeeooooowwWW, That's got to hurt. Place in someones nice Green Salad for a good laugh. 3.5" long, $2.50 Each |
Gory Cutoff Hand. EEeeeooooowwWW again. Place in the fridge, desk drawer, or many other places for a good scare. 12" long, $7.75 Each |
Gory Cutoff Foot. And once again....EEeeeooooowwWW. Many, Many uses, See Gory Hand and Creepy Finger, although it would have to be a really big green salad. 10" long, $8.75 Each |
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| Car Door Arm. Ouch, Is that your arm stuck in the car door. 14" long, $6.75 Each |
Gory Cutoff Arm. That looks like it hurts. The blood and bones make for a realistic cutoff arm. 16" long, $9.50 Each |
Severed Finger. Did you get your finger caught in the shreddar again? Slip this over your finger for an authentic looking cutoff finger. Fits adult size finger, $3.25 Each |
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| Car Door Leg. This leg can be used in the car door or trunk, and it has a number of uses in the house. Place in the fridge door, under the bed, or a number of other places. From toe to heel is about 9", $7.75 Each |
Scary, Fuzzy, Furry Spiders (2 in a pack). Want to scare the pants off someone? ....use these realistic spiders. Some people look a lot better with their pants on, don't use on those people. Each spider is about 4" x 3", $3.50 for pack of 2 spiders |
Fake Snake. SNAKE ==== BIG TIME SCREAMING! Rubber snake that is curled up and ready to bite. Snake is 24" long if stretched out, but it stays curled up, $3.25 Each |
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| Rubber Mouse. This little guy will have everybody jumping up on their chair. See below for another Rubber Mouse that is Gray. Mouse is about 3" long (NOT including tail), $2.00 Each |
Blood Capsules. Place in mouth and bite down for a big bloody gross mouth. How Cool Is That! 4 Blood Capsules in each pack, $1.75 Each |
Monster Blood. Make yourself look like an "ER" patient. This is the liquid blood that would be used on clothing or something like that. See below for thick blood used on skin. About an Ounce or Two in the bottle, $2.75 Each |
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| Slinky, Springy, Spacey, Google Eyes. You want to look like one wild and crazy guy or girl. Then these are the glasses for you. One Size Fits All, unless you have a conehead, $3.50 Each |
Short Snotty Nose. This little short snot will make you look sooooo charming. Has a little green tint for realistic booger look. Fits most Noses, booger is about 0.75" long, $1.50 Each |
Cracked Glasses. Do you need an excuse for not being able to see a thing? Here they are, this is them. Actually there is a nice little clear spot right in the middle so you can see. One Size Fits All, Unless you have a funny shapped head, $3.00 Each |
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| Nerd Glasses. Get these glasses and a pocket protector and you are ready to get your nerdy butt kicked. Also, Be sure to pull your pants up real high for more nerd appeal. One Size Fits All, unless you are a pin head, $3.25 Each |
Ugly Ear/Nose Hair. We recommend ordering two packs so you have enough for both ears AND both nostrils. That will give you maximum UGLY HAIR. Fits most Noses and Ears, hair is about 0.5" long, $1.75 Each |
Fake Thick Blood. This is the thicker fake blood that could be used for fake cuts and scraps. See above for some other fake bloods. Tube with 1 fluid ounce, $2.50 Each |
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| Horrible Finger. OUCH!! That doesn't look so good. Slip this over your finger for an ugly fake cut finger. Just another of our fine fake finger injury products. You should be able to find one finger or thumb it fits, $2.75 Each |
Gray Rubber Mouse. This little guy will have everybody jumping up on their chair, or table, or stool, or whatever. See above for another Rubber Mouse that is Black. Mouse is about 3" long (NOT including tail), $2.00 Each |
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| Billy-Bob Teeth. Use for that visit to the dentist. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Billy-Bob Teeth W/Cavity. Great for that important Job Interview. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Caveman Teeth. Wear when going out to a nice restaurant. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
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| Caveman Teeth W/Cavity. Great for all Blind Dates. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Deliverance Teeth. Bring home for the holidays. Pick-up a bango and play a Christmas song. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Deliverance Teeth W/Cavity. Great for important meetings. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
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| Jethro Teeth. How about using on your wedding day. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Jethro Teeth W/Cavity. Even the whole wedding party can wear them for beautiful pictures. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Cletus Teeth. Throw them in when getting pulled over by the police. You might get out of a ticket. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
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| Cletus Teeth W/Cavity. Wear when auditioning for that great acting job. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Snaggletooth Teeth. Ok, we are running out of ideas. After you get the acting job you can wear them to the movie premiere. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
Snaggletooth Teeth W/Cavity. That's it, no more ideas. Please e-mail your ideas for other possible uses. One size fits all, $11.00 Each |
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| Austin Powers Teeth. YEAH BABY!! Goes perfect with your velvet suit. One size fits all, $12.50 Each |
Billy-Bob Teeth W/Gold Tooth. For those of you with the Midas touch. One size fits all, $14.00 Each |
Caveman W/Gold Tooth. This adds a touch of class to those nasty looking teeth. One size fits all, $14.00 Each |
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| Cletus W/Gold Tooth. Hey Cletus, did you kill some possum to pay for that pretty Gold Tooth you got there? Huh, well did you? One size fits all, $14.00 Each |
Hockey Teeth. Ouch! That sucks when the hockey puck smashes out your front two teeth. One size fits all, $12.50 Each |
New Fitting Beads (New Putty Replacement). Maybe it's time to replace that old crusty putty. Use the newly developed fitting beads. For all Billy-Bob Teeth, $1.25 Each |
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| Baby Pacifier with front and lower teeth. Give that baby a bunch of scary teeth. No one will call your baby cute. Baby size, $12.00 Each |
Baby Pacifier with two big front teeth. Big tooth baby. Baby size, $12.00 Each |
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| Gotta have the Rubber Chicken. 22" Long, $7.75 Each |
Rubber Fish. Could become as popular as the Rubber Chicken.... Hmmmm... probably NOT. 13" long, $7.50 Each |
Snake Nut Can. SURPRISE!! Snake pops out of can. Like you've never seen that before. 4" can, $3.50 Each |
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| Bang Gun. These don't have all the glamour and glitz of the new Gag Gifts, but they have lasted through the years as a timeless classic........or whatever. 8" long when opened and 5" when closed, $2.75 Each |
Fake Knife. Pretend to stab your friends or family. Length of knife (including handle) is 7", $1.75 Each |
The Classic Chattering Teeth. Comes with separate wind up key. About the size of an adult set of chops, maybe a little bigger, $3.50 Each |
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| Barnoculars. Great for Sneaking.....aaaaa.....soda pop (or something else) into any event. Holds 16oz, $16.00 Each |
Two Headed Nickel. Call heads and you WIN!!! Don't be a bonehead and call tails. And, YES the bonehead is one of our other wonderful products. Isn't it amazing how we can mesh these products together into a bundle of fun you can not resist.......Ya Right. Looks and feels like a REAL nickel, $2.75 Each |
Fake Faucet. Suction Cup versatility makes for a good mobile prank. Best when used during drought or heat exhaustion. 4" x 3", $4.50 Each |
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| Exploding Golf Ball. Switch golf balls on a friend and watch as the ball is hit and disappears into a cloud of dust. Regular Golf Ball Size, $3.00 Each |
Fake Bomb with Caps. When somebody picks this up..BOOM! Comes with 152 Caps that are loaded one at a time. 2" diameter, $4.75 Each (includes 152 caps) |
Wobbly Crazy Golf Ball. When it comes down to the big money putt you need to switch balls using this crazy wobbly golf ball. Regular Golf Ball Size, $3.00 Each |
 
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| Naughty Pig, Also Known As "Naughty Ned" (SEE BELOW FOR MANY MORE NAUGHTY ANIMALS : sheep, dog, elephant, hippo). The pig is on a keychain, but the keychain can easily be removed if you don't want it). You squeeze this cute little pig and a big brown turd comes out his butt. When you let go the brown slime goes back in the pig. It can be used over, and over, and over. 2" long by 1.5" high, $1.50 Each |
Naughty Cow, Also Known As "Messie Bessie" (SEE BELOW FOR MANY MORE NAUGHTY ANIMALS : sheep, dog, elephant, hippo). The cow is on a keychain, but it can be removed). Same as the Naughty Pig above, but a cute little, innocent, fun Cow........that craps. Yippeee!! 2" long by 1.5" high, $1.50 Each |
Bill Snatcher. Use at the Grocery Store, Department Store, or any other place where you would be handing over your hard earned cash. 1" diameter and string is about 36", $1.75 Each |
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| Exploding Pen with Caps. When the pen cap is removed...BOOM! These scare the crap out of the person using the pen. Don't give to someone with a weak heart. Comes with 72 Caps. Regular Pen Size, $3.50 Each (includes 72 caps) |
Ice Cube Bar Bug. Slip into someones drink and watch as they say; "Holy Cow is that a bug in my drink", or they might say something not as pleasant. Size of Regular Ice Cube, 2 for $1.00 |
Exploding Gum with Caps. When the stick of gum is removed... POW ZAP BLAM !!! Sounds kind of like the old Batman shows. Comes with 72 Caps. Size of 5 Stick Pack of Gum, $3.25 Each (includes 72 caps) |
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| Party Snaps. Throw these on the ground and there is a little SNAP, CRACKLE, POP. Fun for all occasions. 50 Snaps in each Box, 2 boxes for $1.00 |
Stink Cigarette Loads. Use these to get someone to stop smoking. These are NOT the exploding loads, they are the stinky loads. 6 Stink Loads per Pack, $1.50 a Pack |
Hand Buzzer. How classic are these? Shake someones hand and ...gzzzzzzzzz. Gives them a little vibrating action on the hand. Slides around finger, $2.25 Each |
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| Disappearing Ink. You want to really piss someone off. Squirt, Spill, Toss, or Splatter this stuff on someones shirt. We recommend ordering a squirting pen along with the disappearing ink. One Ounce Bottle, $1.00 Each |
Sticky Jokers Coin. Stick this on a bar, hardwood floor, table, etc.., and watch as some cheap bastard gets frustrated. Silver Dollar Size, $1.75 Each |
Fake Lottery Ticket. You want to boost someone way, way up, and then drop them like a sack of cement? These are perfect! Each ticket is a guaranteed $10,000 winner. There are 5 different styles and if you order more than one we will mix them up. If you order just one we will randomly pick the style. Lottery Ticket Size, $1.25 Each |
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| Fake Car Bullet Hole Stickers. Do you want your car to look like it just drove through a war zone? These stickers will do the job. These fake car bullet holes are stickers not magnets. 9 Stickers per Sheet, $1.75 per sheet Each |
Exhaust Whistle. Place in a friends muffler and make him/her look like a fool as they drive around in a whistling car. Works great on Relatives cars also, and even people you don't know, but don't expect to get it back. Fits Circular Muffler about 1.5 to 2.0 inches in diameter, $2.25 Each |
Re-Lighting Candles. You Huff, You Puff, You Blow, and these candles keep re-lighting. Make sure the Birthday Boy or Girl doesn't get their birthday wish with these candles. 12 Candles per Pack, $1.75 Per Pack |
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| Snappy Gum. Pretend to be nice and offer someone a piece of gum. When they pull the gum out...SNAP on their finger. Guess you're not so nice after all. HeeHee. Size of 5 pack of gum, $1.75 Each |
Fake Bullet Holes. Stick these on someones Car Window, House Window, or any other glass to simulate realistic Bullet Holes. They'll feel like they are in a war zone..... THAT'S NOT GOOD!! 3 Stickers per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
Itching Powder. Same old itching powder that has been around for a couple hundred years......OK, maybe not that long. BUT, it definitely is a classic. Pack is about 3.5" X 2.5", $1.25 Per Pack |
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| Exploding Lighter. This will stop somebody, anybody, everybody, from playing with fire. Comes with 72 Caps. Size of regular Bic Lighter, $3.50 Each (includes 72 caps) |
Rubber Pencil (entire pencil is rubber, see below for pencil that is wood with rubber tip). These pencils are similiar to those cheap little pencils you get on the golf course, but of course they are rubber. If you are a crappy golfer and you don't want to be able to keep score, these are perfect. Little over 4" long, $1.25 Each |
Naughty Elephant. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! NOTE : Sometimes we have purple in stock and sometimes we have gray. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time. 2" long by 1.5" high, $1.50 Each |
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| Naughty Sheep. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! 2" long by 1.5" high, $1.50 Each |
Naughty Hippo. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! NOTE : Sometimes we have purple in stock and sometimes we have pink. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time. 2" long by 1.5" high, $1.50 Each |
Naughty Dog. Same as Naughty Pig and Cow described above. Squish and big brown turd comes out of butt. COOL!!!! NOTE : Sometimes we have white in stock and sometimes we have yellow. We will ship out whichever color we have in stock at the time. 2" long by 1.5" high, $1.50 Each |
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| Wobbly Que Ball. Sneak this Que ball onto the pool table and make that pool shark look like an amateur. Same size and weight as a regular pool ball, $13.50 Each |
Rubber Pencil (pencil is wood with rubber tip). These pencils are similiar to those cheap little pencils you get on the golf course, but the tip is rubber. See above for pencil that is all Rubber. This one is a little more realistic, but use the all Rubber Pencil first then transition to this Pencil and really screw with people. Little over 4" long, $1.75 Each |
Exploding Wallet with Caps. When wallet is opened...BOOM! Does someone sneak into your wallet to borrow (steal) a little extra money once in awhile? Leave this wallet laying around and listen for the scream. Don't use on someone with a weak heart. Comes with 72 Caps. Cheapo Vinyl Wallet Size, $3.50 Each |
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| Wobbly Eight Ball. Sneak this Eight ball onto the pool table and make that pool shark look like an amateur. Same size and weight as a regular pool ball, $13.50 Each |
Rubber Chicken Keychain. Similiar to the classic Rubber Chicken, but the smaller keychain version. The Chicken is actually fairly large for a keychain. You'll need a large pocket or a large purse to hold this oversized keychain. Little over 5" long, $2.50 Each |
Exploding Candy with Caps. When candy is opened...BOOM! Get the kids of the sweets with this little surprise. Don't use on someone with a weak heart. Comes with 72 Caps. Small Crunchy Candy Size, $3.25 Each |
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Talking Toilet Paper (requires 2 AAA batteries - not included). When the unsuspecting toilet paper puller yanks on the toilet paper your recorded message is played. If they had their pants on they would probably crap in their pants.
The Talking Toilet Paper has so many great qualities that we can't list them all, but here are a few : Allows you to record and rerecord your own messages (upto 6 seconds long), Fits all toilet paper roll holders, Installs in seconds... years of fun, Convenient on/off switch.
Toilet Paper Roll Holder Size, $18.00 Each |
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| Fish Candy. It's like eating six old salmons at once.... Not Good.... But funny for you. HeeeHeee!! 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
Fart Candy. The person eating these will feel like they ate a big can of beans. You might want to leave the room ASAP. 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
Blue Mouth Candy. It will be hard to keep from laughing as some poor sap eats one of these and his or her mouth turns blue. 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
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| Hot Candy. Hot, Hot, Hot!! Sneak in Candy bowl and watch as your guests run for the water faucet. They might even have a big read face... silly guests. 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
Hot Gum. Same hot affect as the hot candy, but in gum form. 5 Stick Pack of Gum, $1.50 Per Pack |
Soapy Candy. Someone have a dirty mouth? No Problem, give them one of these soapy candies. 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
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| Mustard Candy. The person you trick with these candies will be asking, "Hey, can I get a Hot Dog with this candy?" 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
Salty Candy. These candies taste like you swallowed a gallon of sea water, and that's not to good. 2 Candies Per Pack, $1.50 Per Pack |
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